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W ubieg�ym roku mia�em zamiar kocha� si� z Tob� 365 razy. Uda�o mi si� 36, czyli przeci�tnie co 10 dni.Oto lista, dlaczego nie uda�o mi si� cz�ciej:- 54 razy prze�cierad�a by�y czyste- 17 razy by�o ju� zbyt p�no- 49 razy by�a� zbyt zm�czona- 20 razy by�o za gor�co- 15 razy udawa�a�, �e �pisz- 22 razy bola�a ci� g�owa- 17 razy ba�a� si�, �e obudzisz dziecko- 16 razy by�a� zbyt obola�a- 12 razy by� niew�a�ciwy okres w miesi�cu- 19 razy musia�a� wcze�nie wsta�- 9 razy nie mia�a� nastroju- 7 razy by�a� zbyt poparzona od s�o�ca- 6 razy ogl�da�a� do p�na telewizje- 5 razy mia�a� now� fryzur� i nie chcia�a� jej potarga�- 3 razy m�wi�a�, �e s�siedzi nas us�ysz�- 9 razy m�wi�a�, �e twoja matka nas us�yszyTe 36 razy, kt�re si� uda�y, nie by�y satysfakcjonuj�ce poniewa�:- 6 razy by�a� bierna i po prostu le�a�a�- 8 razy przypomnia�a� mi o dziurze w suficie- 4 razy pogania�a� mnie- 7 razy musia�em ci� obudzi� i powiedzie�, �e ju� 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